A short story.


"We need you," Nightwing said.

"Are you sure this will end the Riddler?" I ask holding the mask.

"Hey," said the Flash," I worked all night on this."

I put on the mask.

"You look just like your grandfather," Nightwing said.

"I feel like his ghost," I say.

"Remember, your power is secret do not blow him until we say," Wonder Woman says.

"Got it," I nod.

"Good Luck, kid," said Green Arrow.

I soon get transported to the museum, as Batman.

I get down there to a case of TNT. I go to the computer and read aloud:

"I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"

I type: Dentist

"Get some new riddles, Riddler," I yell.

The bombs defuse. A trapped door opens and I fall down.

I end up in a pure white room, no details or anything. In the air appears Riddler.

"Who is America's Top Criminal, indecisive, and most annoying person?"

"You." I say.

I throw a batarang at him, it just sizzles and restores.

"Get some new tricks, Batman," the Riddler said.

"So you're too afraid to fight me?"

"No," a voice behind me says.

It is the riddler.

"No weapons, hand to hand."

"You put your staff down first."

"How can I believe you?"

"Have I ever lied, even to a criminal?"

He places down his staff, I put my weapons down.

He throws his fist, I grab it and kick him in his stomach as weak as I could. He gasped. He then flipped me over him. I punch his head, his hat falls off. I then grab his arm and swing him to hit the wall. I run up to him.

"Okay, Blaster... I mean Batman."

I grab his little throat.

"You aren't Batman!" he says.

"I am Batman's least favorite person, other than you. Who am I?"


I squeeze.

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